D3 body, D1 cock
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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