I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Randomize
