sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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