So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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