you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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