We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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