I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.