okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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