so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
If that was your dad, he is hot
wanna go halves on a baby?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
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my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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