this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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