Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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