i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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