I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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