Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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