i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
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I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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