If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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