I cockslap morals
they need to just BURY HIM!
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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