i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
There are leaves in my underwear?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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