His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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