He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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