that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
