found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Drake has all the answers
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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