Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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