Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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