hell yes lets make some ravioli
she smelled like a LAN party
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
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