So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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