Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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