Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
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I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
ttyl tear gas
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He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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