yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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