no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Randomize
