ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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