Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I think people are normalizing furries
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