on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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