Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Randomize