jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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