That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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