My brain says no but my pants say off.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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