Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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