i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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