youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
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I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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