why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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