Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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