y did u give ur computer a hand job?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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