Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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