Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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