i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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