is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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