So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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