Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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