so explain again why im purple
no
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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