You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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