There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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