I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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