how can u be prego again
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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