I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Just high enough for therapy.
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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