just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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