I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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